Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants. That's OK, man has been trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of time. Unfortunately, most of us can't do it. The worst part about that one inch that keeps your dick head from your sweet, sweet lips is that we know there are guys out there who can actually bridge that abyss—and they're not even contortionists or freaks with a whole foot of pipe in their briefs. These are just normal guys who have the gift of self-pleasure.

So you want to know how to suck your own dick huh? This technique is basically like squeezing your meat scepter like a tube of toothpaste. There is ZERO scientific evidence that jelqing, or really just squeezing your penis has ANY positive effect on the length of your member. BUT, you need to be extremely patient. Remember, even small physiological factors such as time of day can effect the size of your wiener. This method may not provide enough growth for some to be able to perform the sacred art of self suck. You can use the device even while sitting or laying down, while a weight may not be convenient to use.

Admit it, you have tried to suck your own dick. Out of curiosity, to prove a point, or for whatever reason but you will do it. I remember trying to suck my own penis for the first time when I was around years old.

Congratulations, head enthusiast; you're about to experience Head Games, a irregularly scheduled, yet pretty like Whether we're covering how to connect your mouth to someone's genitals in the most pleasing way possible, or how different cultures and species blow each other, it'll be covered here, in this fellatio-friendly corner of the internet. Welcome aboard.